Tag: humor
group name: postaholics
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October 07, 2008 09:54 PM EDT --
Melody Carlson is one of my favorite inspriational fiction authors, however this latest book has got to be one of most humorous ones . I read these two paragraphs . . . more
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November 20, 2007 12:43 PM EST --
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IDIOT SIGHTING :
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor . . . more
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January 06, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Rick was in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect . . . more
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May 15, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Ok, so some person or persons has been fairly aggressively drive-by'ing all of my work today. Oh well - it's not as if what you think means a thing to me! Sure, it hurt during the photo . . . more
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April 02, 2007 10:23 PM EDT --
Today I was over at the church with some ladies doing some quilting. The ladies were all older ladies, 75 and older. I needed to call my daughter to get her to bring something over for me. One of the ladies . . . more
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August 08, 2007 07:57 PM EDT --
What is your favorite zoo animal?
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September 09, 2007 01:30 AM EDT --
I just thought this is funny in a way. My husband is taking Mandarin Chinese and Math classes in a community college (in order to get his associates degree). My mom is taking English class in the same . . . more
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June 05, 2007 07:53 PM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail today. Thought it was funny.....hope you do, too!
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their . . . more
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June 07, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
I just received this in an e-mail. Thought it was funny. Enjoy!!
Perks of being over 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released . . . more
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March 10, 2007 09:26 PM EST --
This example of badly written poetry was inspired by by Anne Marie A.
Today was boring
I ended up snoring
In my dreams
I ended up touring
Your Gather sites !
So here I . . . more
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March 30, 2007 08:04 PM EDT --
I received this joke an e-mail the other day....thought you might enjoy it.
An airplane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but only
4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I . . . more
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March 31, 2007 09:18 AM EDT --
At the movies, when you meet acquaintances / friends
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements . . . more
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March 30, 2007 09:12 PM EDT --
MY sister sent me a card from GoodTimes2.com . This was in it .
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I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
. . . more
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March 05, 2007 06:01 PM EST --
Since I have been with Walter (my man) he has taken amusement in pointing out all of the little quirky, weird and silly things that I do. Apparently there are a lot. I know that I can be . . . more
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April 18, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
Layla
Merlin, is it true what they say?
Merlin
That I'm the most handsome cat in the world?
The smartest cat in the known universe? The...
Layla
No, not that. I'm talking about dogs being . . . more
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September 03, 2007 01:08 AM EDT --
Yes, I'm from the South but grew up in large cities -- until I went to high school in deep East Texas.
Visiting my parents for the holiday weekend, I went to grab us some lunch at the "country . . . more
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March 13, 2007 02:57 PM EDT --
It all started innocently enough. My human, Layla likes taking photos of me. I indulge her occasionally and they end up posted . . . more
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July 22, 2007 02:15 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail from a friend. Cute joke.
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls . . . more
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October 24, 2007 09:24 AM EDT --
Lutefisk is not food, it is a weapon of mass destruction.
--Jeff Steingarten, as quoted in the Norwegian newspaper, Dagbladet
Last Saturday was the annual Lutefisk Dinner at the First . . . more
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February 03, 2007 10:49 PM EST --
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," . . . more
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